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101 coffee shop -– alphabetizing things for no reason -- louis armstrong –- autumn --- bangladeshi -- baseball -- blackjack -- blueberries -– bluntness -- t.c. boyle -– café americano -- canadian -– cats -– noam chomsky -– clavicles -- cooking -– the corrections -– zooey deschanel -- dutch -– facebook -– film festivals -- goya -– green apples -– guitar -- halloween -- hitchcock -– sherlock holmes -- house parties -– improv -- it’s a wonderful life -- charlie kaufman -- kubrick -- d.h. lawrence -- los angeles –- david lynch -– alexander mcqueen -– michael moore -– nabokov -- neutral milk hotel -– nocturnal -- orange –- organic -- orwell -- pasta -- liz phair -- racquetball -– rem -– rio de janeiro -- runyon canyon -- salinger -– santa monica pier -– sarcasm -- scones -- sarah silverman -- nina simone -– tamales -- tarantino – u2 -- vegas -- vodka martini with olives -– yoga
My Ideal Person:
Use this handy point system!
Voted McCain: -50 Voted Obama: +10 Voted Nader: +100 Remotely resemble Jenny Lewis: +50 Remotely resemble Jerry Lewis -100 Considered funny: +25 Prefer to sit passively and let the dude be funny: -25 Find it hot when a dude cooks: +25 Find it hot when a dude shoots things: -25 Play a sport: +15 Play an instrument: +15 Find baseball boring: -5 Read books not recommended by Oprah: +15 Avid movie-watcher: +25 Think movie-watching is an antisocial waste of time: -50 Like bad boys: -50 Like good boys with bad streak: +50 Own more than 5 self-help books: -10 See psychic regularly: -20 Use words “energy” and “toxins” more than twice a day: -10 Asian tattoo on lower back: -10 Love animals: +10 Love animals to scary PETA-esque degree: -10 Pro-dog/anti-cat chauvinist: -25 Team Aniston: +10 Team Jolie: -10 Militantly religious: -25 Militantly atheist: -10 Have actually read this far: +50
The last great book I read "No Country for Old Men" by Cormac McCarthy.
My most humbling moment I will never forget lying on my back in summer camp, in an open field, and being totally and completely awed by the night sky. I've also fallen down a bunch of times and dropped stuff.
Favorite on-screen sex scene Jack Nicholson and Jessica Lange in The Postman Always Rings Twice.
The celebrity I resemble the most A while ago someone said, "A cross between Richard Grieco and Antonio Banderas." I didn't know whether to be flattered or not.
Five items I can't live without Something to read, something to write with, something to write on, democracy, pizza.
Fill in the blank: _____ is sexy; _____ is sexier. Wit is sexy; dry wit is sexier!
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