I never kill a bug when I can release it to the wild, I'd rather watch a Yankee game than go to the mall, I like eating out as much as ordering in, and no matter how many times I've seen it--I always cry when Jimmy Stewart finds Zuzu's petals. I lean to the left, but don't follow a party line. Love talking current events and politics. Also love rock--classic to alternative, history--ancient to modern, good seafood, documentaries, old movies(from Bergman to Brooks), red wine, 7-11 blueberry coffee(don't knock it 'til you've tried it), Jerry Lewis, and pop culture. I don't love, or even like, faith-based government or science, brown bananas, slaves to fashion labels, spinning (bike-riding is fine, outside without the house music and all the sweating), Starbuck's coffee, and pop culture(I guess it's kind of a love-hate thing). And sometimes, just sometimes, I laugh at people, not with them.
My Ideal Person:
I used to say a cross between Bill Murray and Sen. Russ Feingold with a little Dave Grohl and Seymour Hersh mixed in, but now I'm not even sure what that means. I'm looking for someone with a good heart, agile mind, and great sense of humor. Of course there's more to it, but that's a good start.
The last great book I read The Lovely Bones, most of Sedaris, Running With Scissors, The Corrections, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, James Ellroy's My Dark Places--also loved Al Franken's Lying Liars and Dowd's Bushworld. Recently, What is the What and Middlesex were pretty great. Yes, I know. That's what everybody says. Sometimes the majority gets it right. Letters to a Young Poet, Vanity Fair(the book, not the magazine), Vonnegut and Roth. I'd call them great, too.
My most humbling moment peeing in my tights in 2nd grade-only because the teacher didn't see my desperately waving hand. I learned I don't have to ask permission to have my needs met.And not to wear white tights.
Favorite on-screen sex scene Bill Murray and Roxanne the camp counselor in Meatballs. Closely followed by Chevy Chase and Lacey Underalls in Caddyshack.
The celebrity I resemble the most A cross between Joanie and Nancy in Eight is Enough.
The best or worst lie you've ever told: I've never seen Eight is Enough.
If I could be anywhere right now Italy. The little one in New York. Or the big one in Europe. Either way, I'm getting a canolli.
Five items I can't live without Tweezers Jon Stewart/Stephen Colbert hour--(Olbermann is becoming must-see tv as well) NY Times (especially the crossword puzzle) Nylabones-(they're plastic--a bone substitute, if you will--my dog loves 'em. Personally, I prefer the occasional T-bone. Medium-well.) Feet-(if that counts as 2, I'll just take the left one.)
Fill in the blank: _____ is sexy; _____ is sexier. Art is sexy; Art Carney is sexier!
In my bedroom one will find... gas fireplace, fake log
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