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Gender:   Woman
Age:   42
Lives in:   New York, New York, United States
Relocate?:   Maybe/Yes
Height:   5 ft 6 in / 167-170 cm
Body Type:   Average
Smoking:   Prefer not to say
Drinking:   Prefer not to say
Race:   Caucasian
Speaks:   English, poorFrench, weakSpanish, embarrassingItalian
Education:   Prefer not to say
Marital Status:   Single
Religion:   Prefer not to say
Have Children:   No
Want Children:   Maybe
Hair Color:   Blonde
Hair Length :   Long
Eye Color :   Blue
Glasses or Contacts :   Either

   
42 year old Woman in New York, New York, United States

Looking For: Men for a friend

Profile for unfunnyusername
essentially well-adjusted, shy-ish creative type; studied graphic design in art school undergrad, then, logically, grad school for 17th century medical and herbal distillation manuscripts; accidental pet owner (long story); enjoy acquiring/hoarding more books than any human would ever be able to read--ever, cooking, drinking, eating, writing, writing about cooking, drinking and eating, traveling (to the UK in particular-for the good friends, the beer, research, better candy, compulsive rambling, bacon), parentheses, flossing, stretching (former gymnast, dancer) and frequently cross state lines to obtain (then hoard) monster cereals; my life is ruled by weather, music and aforementioned accidental pet; always buy too many leeks if i see nice ones (is that hoarding?); have been told by friends that my "guilty pleasures" read more like "terrifying deterrents" (Mad Libs, Vicks Inhaler, olive loaf...). i suddenly realise the only "reason" i've provided why anyone should get to know me is probably the flossing. and the stretching. i'm not a hoarder. i don't think i'm a hoarder.

My Ideal Person:
i suppose i would start with a smart, funny, laid-back person who wouldn't run screaming from the introduction text above. and i suppose, to be safe, a person who thinks hoarding is cute.


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