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essentially well-adjusted, shy-ish creative type; studied graphic design in art school undergrad, then, logically, grad school for 17th century medical and herbal distillation manuscripts; accidental pet owner (long story); enjoy acquiring/hoarding more books than any human would ever be able to read--ever, cooking, drinking, eating, writing, writing about cooking, drinking and eating, traveling (to the UK in particular-for the good friends, the beer, research, better candy, compulsive rambling, bacon), parentheses, flossing, stretching (former gymnast, dancer) and frequently cross state lines to obtain (then hoard) monster cereals; my life is ruled by weather, music and aforementioned accidental pet; always buy too many leeks if i see nice ones (is that hoarding?); have been told by friends that my "guilty pleasures" read more like "terrifying deterrents" (Mad Libs, Vicks Inhaler, olive loaf...). i suddenly realise the only "reason" i've provided why anyone should get to know me is probably the flossing. and the stretching. i'm not a hoarder. i don't think i'm a hoarder.
My Ideal Person:
i suppose i would start with a smart, funny, laid-back person who wouldn't run screaming from the introduction text above. and i suppose, to be safe, a person who thinks hoarding is cute.
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